A fork of Rural Dictionary
A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.
Christian Pulisic missed a sitter against Pexico
The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game
Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.