A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you push pro-Christian values, but ignore everything Jesus said about helping your sister or brother and loving everyone unconditionally.
Susan: Bill is such a strong Christian. John: Hardly. Bill is a card carrying member of the KKK. He's more of a Christian in name only sort of guy.
A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian? Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist. Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you? Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off. Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic. Christian: Omg shut the fuck up. Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god! Christian: Fag Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.