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Christmas Pudding

When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder. Commonly done at Christmas time.

Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that? Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.

by Toffian February 04, 2010

Christmas Pudding

Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".

Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.

by Eman1187 December 26, 2008

Lamara Christmas Pudding

A Rich and unctuous pudding made with winter dry fruit soaked in spiced rum, topped with brandy caramel sauce and Madagascar Vanilla creme chantilly and.. Love

Man that Lamara Christmas Pudding really put the Christmas season in me

by ShadyJman November 26, 2021

Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo. Poo = pudding Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

Christmas Pudding

A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.

My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.

by Sebkaz August 31, 2020

Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.

Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!

by DaddyKingKongDong December 01, 2018

Christmas pudding

When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top

Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?

by itsyourfavouriteboyever March 10, 2018