A fork of Rural Dictionary
Does like to sing in the shower Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth Does like to dance like a sexy race horse Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden Does like freedom and confidence Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" ....... Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!" #2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love" Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth" #3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth" Christopher Proctor "No."