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Circle Of Life

Circle Of LifeFull circleyoung drug dealer don’t give nothing for free but gets the pussy from young party girls and even helps her smoke her dope. She walks away with a bowl and big purse that holds her body spray and extra pair of sandles. He is also fed well by washed out, oily hair cigarette and body spray scented old party girl with a big purse that has extra dollars for Internet cafe, and her sexy underware and pantyliners in case she gets lucky which is not often only from the pervert old connects who smells of feet, hat sweat and musk old man cologne who takes care of the bagwhores but too old to get the young party girl pussy but hooks her up with dope, cigarettes even a good buzz but leaves with his money and maybe some tools from his moms garage where he been since he became an adult at 30 and his room was rented out. She goes to the young connect with tools and money to buy her dope. Fustrated cuz he can’t find his wire cutters and lighter he calls the old party girl with saggy pussy and don’t even have to worry about keeping his shoes on with his smelly feet

You can call me bag-whore but I am just making my way through the circle of life here in the city of Lake Elsinore.

by Obsevme June 15, 2019

Circle Of Life

As the male climaxes into the female's mouth, the female proceeds to suck in and spit out the seamen numerous times. After the deed is done, she stores the cum inside of a jar and keeps it into her fridge. She later uses it as a condiment when making snacks such as sandwiches and tacos, mixing the cum with the original snack ingredients, and the hair from her beastly ass. She repeats this process every time she blows an individual.

Simba's first step to making a Circle Of Life burger was storing Wiz's hot seamen from the previous blow job she had given him. Tasty pudding indeed.

by Tasty pudding August 15, 2011

The Circle of LIfe

1. When you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she's in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. When it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama!"

Larry: I think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things. Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life. Larry: So simple, yet so badass.

by DBelinky March 25, 2010

Circle of Life

When you pull out and ejaculate on a woman's forehead, smear it across her head with your thumb and say "Simba".

She got mad after I gave her the Circle of Life last week.

by TWIsM May 06, 2011

Circle of Life

To grab a feline, usually a cat or other said feline shaped creature, and using both hands hold it up as high as you can as done at the beginning of The Lion King.

"why are you bringing your cat Athena up the mountain?" "What better place to Circle of Life her?"

by timmyv July 26, 2015

The Circle of Life

while having sex, the male takes some of his cum and rubs it across her forehead. After doing this he leans in and whispers, "Simba".

After receiving The Circle of Life last night, Carrie claimed to feel like a whole new person.

by Hugh Jazz 69 November 12, 2009

Circle of Life

Consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. You don't have to make a choice. Do both.

Earlier today I was sitting on the john doing the circle of life with a ham sandwich.

by A Chase January 18, 2008