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Circle of life

When your finger a woman when she is in hear period and you rub menstrual blood across her forward like Rafiki does to Simba in The Lion King

Just fingered my missus and gave her the circle of life

by Jim'llFixIt February 09, 2021

Circle of life

(In the setting of an ambulance) when your patient dies on the stretcher, then you fuck your work partner on the stretcher and conceive a baby.

Man, it was a circle of life shift. Now I gotta pay child support.

by Medicbitch May 21, 2019

Circle of life

When you insert your penis into your own anal cavity.

While performing the circle of life, Sean got it stuck.

by Jaster December 15, 2003

Circle of life

Two men engaging in anal sex where the giver is giving the receiver a reacharound and the receiver is giving the giver a thumbaround.

Everybody gets off when in the circle of life

by sprayk July 29, 2010

The Circle of LIfe

1. When you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she's in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. When it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama!"

Larry: I think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things. Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life. Larry: So simple, yet so badass.

by DBelinky March 25, 2010

Circle of Life

When you pull out and ejaculate on a woman's forehead, smear it across her head with your thumb and say "Simba".

She got mad after I gave her the Circle of Life last week.

by TWIsM May 06, 2011

Circle of Life

To grab a feline, usually a cat or other said feline shaped creature, and using both hands hold it up as high as you can as done at the beginning of The Lion King.

"why are you bringing your cat Athena up the mountain?" "What better place to Circle of Life her?"

by timmyv July 26, 2015