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claxton

random pub talk, useful for insulting and requesting services

"oi claxton get me a pint!"
or
"your a fucking claxton"
or
"if you dont shut your claxton i'll fuck you up"

by dyn0snore June 06, 2005

Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.

Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton

by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015

speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.

YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.

by c.t July 05, 2005

Claxton, GA

Fruitiest town in Georgia, known for being the home of the Georgia Fruit Cake.

Ya'll tasted that there fruit cake yet? It came from the Claxton, GA fruitcakes!

by notafruit December 10, 2008

claxton

penis

i like claxton (meaning penis)

by penislover699 December 02, 2021

Brooke Claxton

someone who dosnt even give a courtesy spit when shoving a monster vibrator up your sorry ass

Brooke Claxton raped my butthole and didnt even give a courtesy spit.