A fork of Rural Dictionary
Change of climate, a change in global or regional climate patterns. attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.
bob: If climate change doesn't stop 4/20/69 won't happen! climate change: *Stops*
Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).
As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.
This will affect every single human being living on this planet. Please understand that we can’t just say thank u, next and leave it to the next generation!
Climate change will kill us in around 12 years time...we need to change this or you’ll soon be telling everyone your goodbyes
Good. It's a good thing. Hopefully it is as apocalyptic as dumb hippy liberals like to say it is and I get to watch them and their fuck trophies die.
Climate change is going to kill our kids!!! Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives? We need to move past petty selfishness! In exchange for what? To save the world! So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad? Yes. And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively? I don't know. It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item. I'm not going to do that! Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.
A term used instead of global warming because the full impact of human caused CO2 emissions isn't known to scientists, and many are predicting that worldwide heating of the atmosphere may cause changes in ocean currents, and therefore, in some cases, cooling of some areas like the Eastern seaboard of North America. The existence of climate change is virtually undisputed by all the world's leading scientists. The only people who mock it are fools who have been duped by the echo chamber created by junk science manufactured by oil companies and car manufacturers, in short, those who have a vested instrest in the status quo. Only a complete retard or a goof would believe that climate change isn't occuring, or that "left wing" envirotards are part of some vast conspiracy to make-believe that we are in the midst of the sixth great extinction. What possible motive would these pinko commies have to pretend that the climate is changing? What benefit would such chicken little posturing have to them? The answer is no benefit whatsoever. If you aren't sure whose motives are suspect, think of the old Roman proverb "look to see who benefits". Enviromentalists don't have some secret hidden agenda, they sincerly just want to live on a habitable planet. They don't make money from saving forests. Who makes money, the corporations, or the environmentalists? Think about it, as a person who probably acts in their own rational self interest, who is more likely to lie and cheat, the party who stands to make or lose money? Or the poor buffoon who just wants to save some owls, and maybe breathe clean air? Does anyone really honestly think their car exhaust dissapears?
Hurricane Katrina was an intense storm that was made more intense by the effects of climate change.
A real fucking thing that is happening right now!
Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.