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A silly fuck boy that will do anything to bust a nut. Even if it means deep throating 10 inches of gigantic penis.
Hey Robert, if I suck your dick, will you suck mine? Ok Dan, but I thought you had a girlfriend? I do Robert, but I'm a silly queer Closet boy, that secretly likes big fat weiners.
A boy you drag into your closet and is forevermore at your disposal. Coercion is usually involved. Kiss him, pet him, fuck him, cause he's your closet boy.
"You're cute. Wanna be my closet boy?"
An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.
Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.
A boy who will not come out as LGBT+ but will abuse people who have.
"Don't listen to him, he's just a closet boy."
1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.
Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!
an appropriate substitute for the bourgeois brokeback band commonly referred to as F.O.B.
"Aren't you jealous that I scored tix to the Fall Out Boy concert?"
"Do you mean Fall Out of the closet Boy?"