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Clout Goggles

They probably have a real name but no one gives a fuck about that. A pair of round-ish white sunglasses worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti and Offset. Great to flex on Instagram but you would probably get bullied if you wore them to school. Item Description: Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex Attributes: +200 Clout Points Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES

Person 1: "I saw Playboi Carti wearing them so I bought some on Amazon for 2 dollars because they make me cooler somehow!" Person 2: "I like your glasses" Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"

by Imsoimsorbrn August 27, 2017

Clout Goggles

1) Clout Goggles are a utensil used to cover the eyes, so the identity of the Male isn't revealed when he shoves his giant erect penis up your asshole without your consent. 2) The secret to receiving quality vaginal exercises.

1) That girl doesn't think I'm cute, better go get my Clout Goggles 2) I exercised that bit' 'cos she liked my Clout Goggles

by zarkworlur January 25, 2018

clout goggles

A pair of white sunglasses that mumble rappers wear.

lil pump wears clout goggles

by Mica(yu)h June 28, 2017

clout goggles

iconic oval shaped glasses that were worn by Kurt Cobain in the 90s and are now worn by mumble rappers and meme gods.

ayeee do you know where i can buy some checkered clout goggles?

by SkrrtSkrrt666 July 16, 2019

Clout goggles

A pair of iconic glasses that should be treasured and only worn by the best of people.

Keep your clout goggles away from Omar at all costs.

by 101dalamations April 27, 2018

Clout goggles

White, oval shaped glasses that rich white kids wear when their drunk and are trying to act like they are hot shit.

Look Ava is wasted and wearing her clout goggles. Typical.

by Clout4dayzz July 17, 2018

clout goggles

a pair of iconic white (SOMETIMES ANOTHER COLOR)and oval sunglasses. the maker of these mumble rapper glasses was curt kobain. oh geez IS IT DANK BOI

PLAY BOI CARTI HAD SOME CLOUT GOGGLES THAT WERE BLACK!

by HJWJKM8M8 October 24, 2017