Country Dictionary

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Clown Face

The street name of the most prolific police officer ever to work the drug infested Hough neighborhood in Cleveland, OH. It has been said that just the sight of his police cruiser, 513 and, later 313 and 3B23, would strike fear into the hearts of drug dealers. Often described as fair but heavy handed in the face of disrespect or resistance of arrest. This name was bestowed upon this officer by local street level drug dealers.

"Aww shit! we better get outta here..its Clown Face!"

by Chris the Fist June 10, 2009

clown face

see "red wings"...
describes the look of someones face who just performed oral sex on a lady who is on her period

You dumb ass clown face...you should have waited 3 days until she was done!!!

by mike mathis March 28, 2003

Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 06, 2010

Clown Faced

When a woman wears too much makeup.

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

by SXSW May 06, 2011

Clown Face

Eating out a female that has her period at the time.

I want to eat out your period pussy until I have clown face.

by SNL16 March 28, 2009

clown face

(kloun-feys) verb,
To ejaculate on your partners face, then punch them at hard as you can till they bleed.

She gave me lip so I clown faced the bitch, maybe next time she will make me a sandwich when I ask.

by JeffC November 28, 2006

Clown Face

While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.

Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.

by TashaJ December 14, 2013