A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.the Cafinated Beverage that has a slightly larger Caffeine content than Pepsi and a Slightly lower Sugar content than Pepsi 2. the reason why Polar Bears are seen as 'cute'
1. no really coke has more Caffeine 2. oh look at those cute lil Bears drink from those little bottles, OH SO CUTE!!eleven
The best soda/pop in the ENTIRE world. Well-known ALL over the planet, even in the most secluded rainforests. Kicks Pepsi's ass any day and reigns over all other types of cola. Has a similar taste to magic combined with awesomeness and has a smell exactly as an angel. This drink is perfect in any way, shape, form, smell, taste, and yes, even sound. Its common nickname is Coke. No connections with the drug. However, rumor says that the original Coke had Cocaine in it. How do you like them apples? There have been reports saying that when someone drinks Coke, they feel like there throat is being fucked. Common hand motion to this feeling is stroking the throat when the Coke goes down. Best accompany to the classic Rum and Coke.
"Here is some Coca Cola to fuck the throat." "Let this Coca Cola fuck your esophagus." Guy: "Whoa! What is that wonderful sound and smell? Girl: "Why that would be my Coca Cola." Girl: "Don't bother giving me medicine through my IV, just give me Coca Cola!" "Pepsi sucks and Coca Cola rules!"
A soft drink that seems to have conquered the world, originally used as a toilet cleaner and, apparently, a headache cure. Name derives from the fact it originally contained a form of cocaine, and may very well still do.
"... And a cola." "Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi." "What?" "Only pepsi. Will that do?" "No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!" "But there-" "Get. Me. A. Cola." "... Yes sir."
The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.
Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.