Country Dictionary

Cock bib

(n.) Someone who complains about something everyone else is experiencing at that moment in time. This person usually has an attention disorder.

Person 1: "fuuck this line is so long.. i'll never get to see avatar in 3D"
Person 2: "stfu cock bib"

cock-bib

In order to avoid risk of an STD or transmission of bodily fluids , or if the woman is just plain nasty, a BIB can be manufactered using a plastic grocery bag(Loblaws preferred). A hole is cut in the center of the bag and the penis goes throught the hole. A condom is then applied to the penis creating shield to protect the male from getting any "nasty" on himself.

" Dude that chick was so stank i had to cock-bib her "
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