A fork of Rural Dictionary
I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.
Damn, she has one snug cock closet or dang that thing is as big as my walk-in closet.
Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky
“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”