A fork of Rural Dictionary
In response to a Beer Explosion. A Code 8 directs all units to begin relief operations & commence immediate procurement of pretzels.
Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place. Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away. Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney! Wiggum: (gets out of the car) I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8. Eddie: (into radio) We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels
Code 8 is the term given on a tannoy system to alert the store manager and assistant manager (if he's on duty) to the presence of a very hot woman in the store. Not to be confused with a Code 19 (otherwise known as Dragonwatch) which is an ugly woman. As you can imagine, Code 19's supersede Code 8's by a significant amount.
Debbie walked into the store. Her ass was magnificent and looked great in her denim cut-off shorts. her tits were heavenly and she moved like she'd just been on the receiving end of an almighty walloping. In fact, maybe the walloping to end all wallopings. She was sex on a stick and the employees knew it. Shireen the sweaty fat bird hated her. Harry quickly dialled up a Code 8 on the tannoy phone and in a matter of seconds Robert the store manager was pretending to adjust the shelves in the aisle Debbie was standing in. Ever the professional he asked if there was anything he could assist her with. Debbie said that she was fine but thanked him all the same. She made no mention of the soldier standing to attention in his pants.
Great show! Part 2 just came out on Netflix and is also great.
Hym "I haven't even finished watching it yet but the best scene in Code 8 part 2 is when they're trying to erase the girl's memories... And the super strength chick has has the main character up against the wall and the fire guy is BURNING THE AIR IN FROM OF THE MC'S FACE SO HE CAN'T YELL (Which is fucking brilliant he's like smothering him with proximal fire and it's fucking metal) and the MC gets loose a little bit from the super strength chick and shoves the fire guy's up so he can breath and the fire guy sets off the sprinkler system on the ceiling... The main character has electricity powers... And it goes into to slow-motion as they all kind of realize what what just happened... And it's got the guy from the CW Arrow in it, right? And he gives the MC this look like 'Oh no...' and then he shakes he head a litle bit like 'Don't... Don't fucking electrocute everybody.' And yeah, no, electrocutes the shit out of everybody but it was cool. That was a good scene. This is a good movie."