Country Dictionary

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Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.” *you look down* “Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024