A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.
"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong" Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.
Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.
Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.
I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth. Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?
A Australian male (sometimes female) who is either high on drugs, or who's brain is deflated due to drugs, found in large numbers at any (mainly) EDM festivals or raves
1: Hey man did you go to future music? 2: Yea dude soo many Cooked Cunts 1: Hey bro you want to buy any dingers? 2: Fuck off daymo you Cooked Cunt
OFF CHOPPS ON ANY AND ALL CONTABAND TO FULLEST EXTENT
Hey Bro Who you living with now ? I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay
An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself". Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc
Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends! Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.
A stingy little cunt usually always loves smoking others buds cause is always sick when it coke time to work A cooked cunt is usually always named Ethan and like to think he’s a little sick cunt
Fucking hell Ethan your a little cooked cunt