A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.
-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude! -Joe: Cool story, bro! --- Facebook update: -John is going to get a bananna at the store -You: Cool story, bro!
A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day) Person B: cool story bro
An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.
"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'" "Cool story bro."
when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear
person 1 "I went to the shop last night" person 2 " cool story bro"
Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".
Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots." Person 2: "Cool story, bro."
A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it. One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by. You: Cool story, bro
Not a cool story. (And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)
Girl 1: I went the to mall today and... Girl 2: Cool story bro.