A fork of Rural Dictionary
Genital Warts to the extreme where the warts cover the entire shaft of the penis giving it the look of a piece of corn on the cob. When the person with the Corn Cob decides to rape somebody, since he's not getting any with a Corn Cob, the warts all pop in a disgusting mess.
Woman 1: I found this hot guy at the bar yesterday.
Woman 2: Oooh did you sleep with him?
Woman 1: I was, but when he took off his pants, he had genital warts all over his cock.
Woman 2: Ew that guy had a Corn Cob!
To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.
Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!
Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.
Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.
It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.
""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.
The act of fellating a penis from the side. This act is performed similarly to the act of eating corn on the cob. Commonly performed during the act of two people sucking one penis. This act is usually performed by a man or woman gently rubbing his/her tongue and/or teeth along the side of a man’s penis. Also known as roushing.
Jim was corn cobbing the fuck out of my dick...while Frank worked my head.
Corn cobbing the act of two men peforming 69 in a HOT TUB
Dave and Paul got all wet and steamy while CORN COBBING in the hot tub
when a chick nibble up and down your penis like a corn on the cob.
your mom gave me a monster corn cob last night.