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When you are trying to figure out who to shack up with during a quarantine . Who makes the Corona Cut
Dude, Teresa is this little ginger nigga, she cooks and cleans and would wait on me hand and foot. But...Sina...she's a freak, straight nympho in bed but lazy as fuk. Its between these 2 who will make the Corona Cut.
Refers to your hair after you've stayed inside for an abnormal amount of time during a quarantine.
If nothing is done about it, it'll eventually make you the first technologically advanced troglodyte.
P. Ennis: *sees Phat's new locks*
P. Ennis: That's somewhat of a corona cut you got there. Almost makes you look like a prehistoric troglodyte.
Phat Ho: Thanks for mentioning it. The barber has temporarily closed the shop due to the epidemic.
P. Ennis: You could always resort to the knife.
Phat Ho: That's a good idea, P. Ennis. Then it'll have a second use. I think I'll go do that right now, thanks.
1. A haircut you give yourself during the coronavirus pandemic because the non-essential barber shops are closed.
2. A haircut you give yourself after downing a bottle of Corona beer.
Person 1: What do you think of my Corona Cut?
Person 2: That shit looks fucking terrible my dude.
A hair cut that you did on yourself or was done on you during quarantine for the COVID-19 pandemic
Fred: What's up with your goofy ass looking hair?
Robert: I finally decided to get a Corona Cut and it looks like shit now