A fork of Rural Dictionary
Visible and pronounced cellulite
She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.
Given a yeast infection from a woman
I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand
Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?
Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!
Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!
Guy #2: Ya me too!
A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.
Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."
Discharge from a woman's vagina during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. This has nothing to do with cleanliness.
"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."
The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.
The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.
A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.