A fork of Rural Dictionary
Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?
"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".
A maxi pad.
Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.
A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.
"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"
"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"
having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).
I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.