A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to define something so horiffic or piss ass poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old crap sandwich.
Dude, that law is crap sandwich, or I'd rather eat a crap sandwich than go to that party.
Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).
That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.
President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.
That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!