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Cream Pie

When You Eat A Pie Made Of Ejaculation

Cream Pie

Cream Pie

A cream pie is not just cumming in the vag! its getting the girl to squeaze it out as well. Other filling included: 1. Blood 2. Urine 3. Sweat 4. Faeces 5. Gravy

Leroy: I didnt have a rubber but she didn't care. She pushed it all out! Daryll: Shit Son!!! Cream Pie!!

by TJ Baxer March 05, 2009

Cream Pie

A multi step process that begins when a man ejaculates into another man's anus. Then, the man who receives the ejaculation, puts his legs in the air and farts the semen out of his anus. It must be noted that unlike the standard cum fart, the Cream Pie is intentional.

Todd really gave Craig a good ass pounding before shooting his hot load in his ass. Then, Craig delivered a steaming-hot cream pie.

by Dr. Crunch September 05, 2007

Cream Pie

Have your body covered in cum

Oh yeah i love the way u cream pie me

by AY GAY BOIU January 28, 2018

Cream Pie

Getting a face full of cream

Berg snuck up behind on Kovac with a plate full of Whip Cream and gave him a Cream Pie.

by Big Janks August 13, 2008

Cream Pie

A girl/boy who is too shy to stand up for themselves and cries easily.

I have this classmate who is a real cream pie.

by Shy-Chan December 09, 2016

cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it. Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE. A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003