A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crick dick is a condition in which a man's dick has a crick (painful spasm) when confronted by a powerful independent woman. This condition is usually a result of chronic narcissism and fear.
His arrogance and inability to connect strongly suggest that he is suffering from Crick Dick.
The pain or stiffness you get in your neck from sucking a lot of dick.
"Oh man, I sucked so much dick last night, now I got the dick crick."