A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crippling Depression is a severe case of depression. Only the saddest people has this sickness.
Jim: Hey John. John: I have crippling depression Jim, leave me the fuck alone you flithy cunt shit face mother fucker.
Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.
Mom- "Can you take the trash out?" You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."
When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.
Ian Carter: I have crippling depression
Crippling Depression takes the will of ice staking away from an organism. This mental disease, may cause you to say things like, " I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!" to your boyfriend/husband
Yuri had crippling depression before he met Viktor
A form a depression that is so bad, that many people take it as a joke or meme.
"Hey, did you see what Evan had posted?" "What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?" "Yeah!"
A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder. Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz. This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.
Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?" Gertrude: "I have crippling depression." Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland." Donathan: " I have crippling depression." Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..." Jass: "I have crippling depression."