A fork of Rural Dictionary
The terrible smell from one's private parts.
I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.
To dip or emmerse one's nut sack into the beverage of another unkowing individual.
"Steve was acting like such a dick mouth at the bar last night so when we was busy talking to some chick I took his drink under the table and gave him a little croch on the rocks."
A fast motor cycle usualy a ninja or some other racing bike
jimmy high on coke jumped on to his croch rocket and flew into oblivion!
when your sitting and a female with big butt and tight jeans walks in and you cant help but look at her croch and ass ..because your eye level with it..
"yo i was falling asleep in that meeting until sheila walked in and i just croched watched until she sat down...i was awake with wood..