A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stashing a cold one in the front of your pants when no free pocket or cooler is available.
Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
The act of shoving multiple beers in your waistline to prevent walking up and down stairs to your backpack at parties.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.
Stephanie was totally beer crotch-ing it last night.
Drew has such a beer crotch right now.
When a man or woman dips they're genetalia in a bud lite before having a sexual encounter.
Devin had a beer crotch last night and it was disgusting.
When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.
Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.
1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."