A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hypotheticalshoe that is part ugg, part croc, and part those weird toe shoes called five-fingers. The unholy foot trinity. All hail the exalted shoe.
H: I emailed DSW an idea for finger crugg shoes. M: What are those? H: They’re like the turducken of footwear. The warmth of ugg boots, the toe separation of those weird toe shoes, and of course the holiness of croc shoes. Perfection. M: I need these in my life immediately.