A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen
-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.
The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)
Guy 1: ,,I'm going to have sex with Sara tonight"
Guy 2: ,,Make her cry cum!"
The action of cumming while crying
"I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"