A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.
I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.
Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).
Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.
1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.
2. Also used to discribe a man whore
3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.
4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower
Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.
Hey bae can the guys come over for a cum funnel?