Country Dictionary

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cum guzzle

to swallow copious amounts of sticky manseed, warm and straight from the source(s) or cold for the benefit of a camera

that bitch can cum guzzle like someone opened a huge drain at the bottom of Niagara Falls that doesn't let a drop go

by Prof Chaos August 29, 2006

cum guzzling

This is where a hot woman takes a load or three in her beautiful mouth and proceeds to gargle the national anthem. Alternatively they can just gulp down copious amounts of the goodness knowing that with only 5 calories per serving, their thighs will thank them.

Taking a few good shots in the mouth and then cum guzzling.

by M.R.M May 26, 2008

Cum-guzzled

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected. Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned

After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.

by bob,bitchstick August 24, 2020

Cum Guzzle

A noun often yelled by an angry Frisbee toward the innocent residents of Tower B room 609. The words origin is presently unknown and its meaning is somewhat debatable. Depending on the intoxication of said Frisbee the noun/verb in question can be molded to fit almost any situation. Cum Guzzle is often used as a a derogatory term used to describe someone being a faggot, partaking in faggotry, or idly sitting doing homework.

Hey you Cum Guzzle, if I make this putt I win - Irate Frisbee

by Tb6 April 18, 2011

cum guzzling slut

a horny bitch who likes to feast on a mans jism in large proportions

your new bird is a right cum guzzling slut

by lee kridgi tom sam April 10, 2006

cum guzzling whore

a girl or guy who guzzles or drinks or swallows cum. or a whore...

Jim says"guzzle my cum whore"! or "geez oh man you cum guzzling whore"

by tayertm August 21, 2006

cum guzzling hoebag

someone who likes to swallow cum from alot of people

dude did u hear about that party, that cum guzzling hoebag went down on everybody!

by Banana$Bear October 20, 2010