A fork of Rural Dictionary
Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps
Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.
I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!
Or
I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.