A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.
I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to
A particularly delectable treat of the flaming homosexual type. Consisting of man butter in a waffle. Also used as an offensive term for someone acting like a doushe,Straight or Flamer.
Sparkles: "Jeez, your acting like such a cunt waffle!!!"
Sparkles: "What are you eating!!!!???!!!"
GayLvr99: "Oh, just a cunt waffle"
Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.
Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.
someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.
"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."
A person who looks like a flattened vagina.
"You look like a cunt waffle."