A fork of Rural Dictionary
Badass hispanic actor who appeared in every single movie ever made, along with Samuel L. Jackson.
Producer: Let's do a movie.
Director: Ok, I'll call Danny Trejo and Samuel L. Jackson. Now what's the movie about?
An aged bad mutha who gets scarier with age. Usually covered in battle scars. Doesn't need to prove shit cause everyone already knows what they're about. Quiet but has a tendency to dish out savage and comedic burns. Fond of saying "you're showing up to that fight ten years too soon boy."
The guy who plays Machete is a Danny Trejo American.
When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.