A fork of Rural Dictionary
December 10th, slap your tall friend day! Have you ever wanted to just smack then for making fun of how short you are!? Nows your chance😛 also, HELLO PEOPLE OF TIC TOK
Tall friend: hows the weather down there ....
Me:you forgot, its december 10th
Talk friend:oh sh...
On December 10th you ask out your crush
Hey ryan
Yeah
Its December 10th ask out your crush
Ok
National Edward Cullen Day, any one with hair long/short enough to style it upwards and spikey should do this today, in mockery (or in appreciation) of a vampire nonce
“Hey Jamie, why your hair like that?”
“Well it’s December 10th, national Edward Cullen day”
“Ohhh yeah dude i totally forgot, got any gel?”
“Yeah sure, and in celebration, i am going to watch people who i’ve only just met sleep because they smell nice”
“wait what”
National slap your tall friend day
Short friend: slaps tall friend on December 10th
Tall friend: T-T
Give a girl your hoodie dayGive her attention hug her kiss her make her feel wanted
Phoebe: Do you know what day it is?
Dylan: No?
Phoebe: It’s December 10th give me attention!
Your whole identity is linked with this date. It is close enough to Christmas that most people will only get you one present, but far enough away that they'll feel bad about it. That's your life in a cheery chestnut nutshell. You feel constantly awkward, just like this date, because it is mid December, and yet somehow still considered Fall.
Man, my coworker is totally a december 10th. They got invited to a party and just hummed to themselves the entire time, stammered something, and left halfway through. Weird.