A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle
“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”
“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower
The best NASCAR driver that ever walked the earth. He will be president some day
Denny Hamlin won the Daytona 500.