A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you just get so mad your dick gets hard
I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.
Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated
"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."
1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
Person you see at Smiles, a Go-Go bar in Ledgewood, New Jersey. Spends large amounts of time, and even larger amounts of money, all in a hopeless effort to have sexual relations. Then goes to the Shop Rite and tells everyone how much fun he had there.
Pocono Johnny: What?! The town is worried about the White Castle in Ledgewood because of what type of people it would bring in? Its right next to Smiles! You go in there, you see Dickerson with his dick hard!
Universally sexy. To either gender. But doesn't have to be sexual. Could also be a way to compliment and let the person know they are looking amazing at the moment.
"Wow..... your outfit is killing it"
"Thanks! I was feelin myself in it haha"
"You making all the pussies wet and dicks hard tonight"