A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse. Origins: an episode of "Family Guy" Past tense: Did the dew Future tense: Do the dew
With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.
Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).
Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.
The Mountain Dew slogan meening to drink some mountain dew!
<ur_mom69> dude wanna go hang out and do the dew? <m*therfker3> Sure!
Inserting a finger into a person's rectum while giving a blow job, typically in a gas station bathroom
Man1: "Did you hear what she's goin to do?" Man2: What man? Man1: She grabbed up dude and they're goin' to "do the dew!" Man2: Again?!
to smoke marijuana or use marijuana related products; named for The Twin's mountain dew can safe.
Stoner 1: hey bro, u tryyin to do the dew? Stoner 2: of course bro, 420 is comin up. Stoner 3: i got 5 on it