Country Dictionary

the ultimate parent

youre such a dad mom

Your grandmother of your paternal side.

Person 1: "Who else has red hair in your family 2?"
Person 2: "My dad's mom"

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"

"your mom is your dad's mom"

"wtf?"

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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.

"Dude have you heard hoes mad?"
"Nah nigga only moms dad"

Let's bring our families into it.

Your mom & dad.

A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.

It’s a woman, it’s a man…it’s a STEP-MOM-DAD!!