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Daddy Long Leg

A Black male in a U.S prison that abuse new young men that enter prison. He is 7'4 and his weight is about 350. He is in prison for life because he physical abuse 3 white male in his house in Ohio.

Person 1: Did you hear about Daddy Long Leg

Person 2: Yeah, He is my pimp

Daddy Long Leg: Yeah, thats right little boy now go clean my cell

by BigCat1253 February 23, 2014

Daddy Long Leg

This is a freakishly tall human being that lives in Idaho. He wears ghetto shoes that are like pink and blue or somewhere along those lines "o ya and they have to be air force 1" also he can grow a jew fro but he doesnt do it that often which he should because its super sexy. he also is a beast at basketball cuz he is sooooo freakishly tall. like two inches under the rim and he cant even dunk it!!!! WTF. well im pissed so bye

"Man who is that giant trying to dunk but getting no where near.... and he is sooo tall!!!??"
"o thats just Daddy Long Leg" dont judge. judge by his sweet hair

by coleeeeeeeeee March 04, 2010

Daddy long legs

In which a long legged person with the fartherly feature is found. This certain being has long luscious legs with the face of a daddy. With the presence of daddy material

“Have you found daddy long legs Kim?
“No I haven’t found myself a daddy long legs

by Lenomery March 08, 2018

Daddy Long-legs

1) A young adult/children's novel written by Jean Webster in 1912 about an orphan girl being supported financially through college by an anonymous benefactor.

2) Can be used to describe someone who is continually taking care of, or giving financial support to someone else anonymously (usually a male for a female).

1) Have you ever read that book called Daddy Long-Legs?

2) I heard Jenny can buy all that brand name stuff even though she doesn't work because she has a Daddy Long-Legs.

by keiti December 27, 2007

Daddy long Legs

A sexual position that, when successfully achieved, results in universal bragging rights.

While fornicating with a young woman, pull her to the edge of the bed in a missionary position, with legs hanging off the edge of the bed. Proceed to enter her while standing on the floor to get her and yourself limbered up, which will be necessary to achieve the position.

Instruct your sexual teammate to anchor herself to the bed by reaching behind her head and latching the sheets, and proceed to step one foot all the way up on the mattress. Once balanced, make an athletic leap and place your second food up on the edge of the bed. Your man ass should now be gloriously fluttering 4-6 feet above floor level, depending on your mattress height, while your legs should have achieved an extremely low sumo-style squat. Your partners legs will be poking into the air and can be grabbed for balance and more control, similar to the levers used to control a construction crane.

The position is named "Daddy Long legs" due to the mass of tangled arms and legs now jiggling in the air, while your ass is dancing up and down as you struggle against gravity and mattress springs while trying to impress your date.

Well I tried the daddy long legs but the girl's grip wasn't tight enough when I went to plant the second leg. My other foot slipped and my still-inserted penis acted as a medieval trebuchet and launched us both into the wall behind me.

by GreenEggsNGraham August 09, 2011

Daddy Long Legs

You call someone Daddy Long Legs when there arms, legs, fingers and everything on their body is lanky. These are the lankiest motherfuckers you know. The motherfuckers that grip their sodas so that there fingers touch on the other side. The motherfuckers that use their lankieness to an advantage and gets you pissed off.

Fuck you Daddy Long Legs, you would suck at life without your lankieness.

by 45 fo life October 07, 2010

Daddy-Long-Legs

Noun, British term for Crane-Fly.

Annoying member of the Arachnid family that flys into your home just to die, has a habit of commiting suicide in people's drinks.

Fuck! Not another daddy-long-legs in my drink again

by KittenSlayer September 13, 2006