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Dan Schneider

A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!

Two Friends watching Head of The Class Friend One: Who's that fat kid? Friend 2: Dennis Blunden Friend 1: Who plays him?! Friend 2: Dan Schneider. Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider Friend 2: Yep Both: What a Douche!!

by LordWeathermort January 21, 2023

Dan Schneider Laugh Track

An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.

Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy! Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*

by milkdrops March 15, 2021

Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.

Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever. Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you! You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!. Dan Schneider: That is not true Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.

by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024

Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet AAAAND hes probably a discord mod

Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much? Me: *reads this definition out*

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024