Country Dictionary

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David Dickinson

1. An English television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as "Cheep as chips" and "Bobby Dazzler". Often refered to as "The Duke". 2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.

David Dickinson: This really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler! Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson

by needs4crying December 08, 2010