A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.
A famous Mexican YouTuber/Viner who is always making typical Mexican jokes. He is named David but calls himself Juan cuz the lolz. One of his most famous Youtube videos is of him dressing up as batman and his friend, Jesus, dressing up as Robin.
Jose: Hey ! Have you see David Lopez? They are dressing up as BatJuan and Ruben again! Do you want to come see them with me?
Pablo: No! But... Do you want to know how I got these scars?
A man that is so random, he does a lot of tomfoolery and he loves dudes that can do the mosquito
Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call