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Someone who just isn't cool and does/says really corny things.

Toke just posted pictures of herself at Tejuosho mall. What a dead guy!

someone that is dead

Person: hey
dead guy:

a guy that is dead! duh! lol

have ever seen a real dead guy? i have and he was all waxy looking after the morge was done with him

A guy that has no swag.

Alex: "Why don't I get chicks like you ?"
Jacob: " 'cause you are a dead guy. "

to be a dead guy. to be cumbled by drinking usually.

After I drank the Julio's vodka, I was a dead guy

falling asleep during or after a social event in a drunken manner leading to a paralytic coma which will last from 8-10 hours

Zach: Where's Shnand?
Joey: SkinnyC14 said that he passed out in the backyard
Zach: Man, it sounds like he dead guyed. We wont be seeing him for the rest of the night.
Joey: Its all good i have a 5-hour!

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties