A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.
Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court. Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree. Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree." "Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"