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Deep Sea Fishing

To emulate a deep sea fishing rod by cupping your testicles and grasping your erected penis on Chatroulette.

Emmons: "Dude, Im deep sea fishing this guy!"
Pauly: "What? No way."
Emmons: "Hook. Line, & Sinker."
Pauly: "That's pretty gay."

by Lusking April 17, 2010

Deep Sea Fishing

When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.

Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.

by Eatin Soup May 07, 2016

deep sea fishing

when a man gets his dick sucked under water

damn the bitch just went deep sea fishing in ya pool!

by jshdgjkshdklasg May 11, 2009

Deep sea fishing

Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.

Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.

You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!

This is deep sea fishing

by T Koenig April 02, 2009

deep sea fishing

First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.

Yesterday, I went deep sea fishing.

by Anonymous.......... June 08, 2005

Deep Sea Fishing Lure

The earrings that are aptly known as "guages". They're for catching Fat women, and underage emo chicks.

Dude, that guy has deep sea fishing lures. What a toolbag.

by pb_freak9666 March 24, 2009

if i were a deep sea fish

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.

If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.

by Kail the deep sea fish January 29, 2009