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Deep freeze

When you put an ice cube in the tip of a condom then put your dick deep in a girl and make her say "burrrr"

Damn bro I was banging this girl and she wanted me to give her a deep freeze

by Vape God January 15, 2016

deep freeze

Extreme cold temps due to the rapid movement of Arctic air. Associated with the polar vortex weather system.

Most of the country is in a deep freeze, and it's not even Thanksgiving. I'll need to put an extra log on the fire.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

Deep-Freeze

The act of Masturbating with a popsicle. Either anal or vaginal.

I heard your chick likes to give herself a Deep-Freeze.

by ihate69also October 28, 2013

deep freeze

when you stop jacking off or having sex just before you ejaculate

yo man i totally went into deep freeze last night

by Micah Tower November 30, 2007

Jersey Deep Freeze

The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."

by poop sex jr August 22, 2011

Siberian Deep Freeze

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.

I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze

by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011

Gold Coast Deep Freeze

When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.

That girl last night copped the old Gold Coast Deep Freeze

by grinding4eva January 09, 2011