A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.
Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?
Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.
p1 stands up for somebody spamming
p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-
What you call someone after you correct them
"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"
Someone is who's just generally dumb
If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.
An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.
John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)