A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"
Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"
Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for
Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell
When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.
That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.
masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket
Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie
John: nice man nice
Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!
One who walks around with a blanket on her head and corners people in laundry rooms in order to seduce them into letting her perform fellatio on them.
Did you get sucked by blanket dick yet? I heard she's got quite the bush.
An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
Slang for a "male fupa" aka "Dicky Do". Eg: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.
DICK BLANKET/DICKY DO: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.